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Status: Ironically Under Construction

Hey there! 👋 Welcome to my corner of the internet.

You know that classic saying about the cobbler's children having no shoes? Yeah, that's pretty much the situation here. I'm so busy building cool stuff for everyone else that my own portfolio is still sitting in the "TODO" pile.

But hey, the irony isn't lost on me. Come back in a few weeks (or months... or when I finally get some free time) and you might find something interesting here. Or maybe just another witty message. Who knows? 🤷‍♂️

                    const portfolio = {
                
                      status: "perpetually_coming_soon",
                
                      progress: "0%",
                
                      excuses: ["client work", "deadlines", "life"]
                
                    };
                
                    // TODO: Actually build this thing

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